The Star Wars franchise is a galaxy (“far, far away…”) of its own. It takes a serious nerd, aka Kid Corona, to know the smallest details of this world. After you’ve thoroughly conquered—or ceded—the Star Wars quiz, indulge in some retail therapy with these cool gifts-inspired products on Amazon.

1. Battle-Worn BB-8

The rolling BB-8 from The Force Awakens has made its way from the fictional deserts of Jakku to the real world. Now you can control the Battle-Worn BB-8 with a Force Band and feel like you’re a part of the Lucas Films universe.

 

Don’t let the size put you off, fellow nerd. As Qui Gon says, “There’s always a bigger fish.” It’s the idea that counts, and a droid dance-off sounds like a great one right now.

2. May the Fork Be with You

We’ve all seen enough “May the force be with you” memes to know who said it. LAIX takes the quote, turns it into a fork, and inscribes it with the first thing in all our minds: “May the Fork Be with You.”

3. Lightsaber Chopsticks

For some strange reason, we wouldn’t have come up with Lightsaber Chopsticks if we’d gathered all our creative chops for Star Wars merch. We’re glad someone did, though, for the only thing better than eating with chopsticks is putting glowing food in your mouth.

4. Dark Baker Apron

The Darth Baker Apron has to be the best thing to come out of the Star Wars franchise. The otherwise basic apron even looks like the obsidian life-supporting armor Darth Vader wears in the franchise. It may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but it’s just the kind of dark humor Kid Corona wants to see around his kitchen.

5. Lightsaber Desk Lamp

The Lightsaber Desk Lamp + Night Light is the perfect gift you can give a friend who lives and breathes Star Wars—except that one abomination of a holiday special, which we must all pretend doesn’t exist.

6. Star Wars T-Shirt

One of the most iconic—and misquoted—Star Wars quotes also happens to be a T-shirt. When Darth Vader said, “No, I am your father,” he probably didn’t want that on a top, but that’s life for you!

 

Present this to a friend with whom you’re on a Star Wars reference basis to start an eternal thread of hilarious Star Wars paraphernalia no one asked for.

7. Stormtrooper Bottle Decanter

If the Stormtrooper Bottle Decanter looks scary-cool, the two glasses it comes with look cool, period. The glass is good quality, the advertising is true to form, and the whiskey is perfectly decanted. What more could the Star Wars man in your life want?

8. Star Wars LEGO Set

There’s an entire line of Star Wars-inspired LEGO sets on Amazon, and you only have to like one of those things to buy them. If you know a person who knows a person who likes Star Wars, your acquaintance doesn’t even have to think about what to get them on special days.

 

Picking gifts for a Star Wars fan might be a no-brainer for at least the next eight milestones, but you must be a real connoisseur to know your way around Star Wars trivia at Jack Trivia. Download the app now and head to your nearest location to play three rounds of Star Wars questions only a true fan can answer.

 

Get in touch with Kid Corona to host a Star Wars quiz at your establishment.