All Relationships Fall Into These Two Categories

Let’s imagine that you just recently bought your dream house. As you sat in your garden on a warm spring day enjoying your coffee, it suddenly occurred to you that you urgently needed some shade. So, you set out to your local hardware and garden shop.

“Well my dear, you have two options,” says the elderly store owner with a mischievous twinkle in his eye.

“The first is this,” he said as he pulls out a beautiful plastic free-standing umbrella. It had bright colors, was made of exquisitely patterned fabric, and could instantly be adjusted into different configurations and heights.